tater-yah-tots

delicious side dish made up of potatoes with crispy batter

made famous in napoleon dynamite

"Hey lunchlady, I'll get double tater-yah-tots please"

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freedom nuggets

formerly known as chicken nuggets, calling them freedom nuggets shows patriotism for ones country

if you still call them freedom nuggets, then you are clearly a traitor to the US, and a disgrace to our country

"Mmm... Yes, I'll have the freedom nuggets with a side of justice sauce please."

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skin it

similar to the phrase give me some skin

has to be done in doubles-- first person slides his hand on the top of the second person's hand, then vice versa

an expression of approval, or praise, like a high five

Matt: " Hey dude, nice move, you're quite the Chinese checkers player eh?"
Joe: " Yeah, I've been practicing quite a bit lately"

Matt and Joe proceed to skin it with each other

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chili's

very likely the greatest restuarant of all time

a tex-mex style resturant, home of the famous baby back ribs (which Fat Bastard comments on in Austin Powers 2) and the monterey chicken

a piece of Heaven

"CHILI'S baby back ribs...barbecue sauce"

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whacking the gary

common misconception for "whacking the carrot"

another term for masturbation

"Yeahhhh....so i was whacking the gary the other, and I ran out of lube, so I just used mayonaise."

lata ked

1. (n) preppy way to say goodbye for kids with boston accents
2. (n) insult after doing something bad to somebody
3. (v) to insult, hurt or punish in some way
4. (v) to own or pwn

you can say lata ked, you can be lata ked-ed, you can lata ked on things,

1. Matt: "Okay, I gotta go eat some tater-yah-tots. Bye."
John: "Lata ked...Git-outaa-heaaa."
2. Chuck: "What did your teacher do when you came late to class?"
Joe: " He gave me a lata ked and now i have to go to detention after school."
3. Mike: "Wow, when my dad found out i failed three classes he lata ked-ed all over my face."
4. Mario pushes Devin down a flight of stairs.
Devin: "Yeah, I just got lata ked-ed."

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fingeraba

the wrong conjugation of the spanish verb "fingir" in the imperfect tense

sounds better, and more funny pronounced this way

"Hey why dont you just fingeraba my asshole?"