Averaginity

A status in everyone's life when a person has yet to do or see something so incredible that it would send shock waves in the media.

1.In a daring attempt to lose his averaginity, Jim, while blindfolded, rode a rocket powered shopping cart to school. Unfortunately, there was bumper to bumper traffic today so he never made it to school
2.Due to Dave's crazy party last night, I slept through the entire day, missing the next sighting of bigfoot, in my backyard.

pills here

A statement or exclamatory remark to acknowledge the presence of miniature recovery tablets contained in a plastic container. Made famous by Louis, a fictional character from Left 4 Dead.

Louis: "pills here! piiiiiiiiiIIIllLLLssZZS HEEERREE!!!

me: ಠ_ಠ

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