pile of cannon balls

An often unsatisfying dump which, as a result of inadequate hydration, lacks the necessary bonding agent to form a large gratifying crap, and usually takes the shape of a pyramid in a mass of individual turds on the bottom of the toilet.

I just made a pile of cannon balls in there! Probably because I had a few beers last night, and ran a 5K this morning. .. I was so dehydrated.

knotty branch

A turd that doesn't compel you to go, but is just too uncomfortable to hold. It requires an ample amount of push, and is formed with enough protuberances to appear, and feel, like you just shat out a tree branch with several knots in it.

I was in a lousy mood until I got rid of that knotty branch. I feel like a new man now...

Triple-Double

Three successive dumps requiring two flushes each.

The food at basketball camp was so bad, I had a triple-double on Tuesday, and a double-double on Friday.