vagina shitia

Derived from Virgin Media. Virgin Media internet is always on the blink thus people giving it this name.

"for fucks sake vagina shitia is dying again"

bogbox

a Northern Class 155 converted from a bussy bussy literally a fake pacer and they're so bumpy and ghetto

"For fuck's sake, now I have to go home on a bogbox! Fuck you Northern"

Claire

Customer Service Host with First Great Western

Claire always told people to remain calm and confident. When Paul lit up a fag, she was fumigating.

reasonably large poo

What Adam did on the 19:30 virgin train from London to Glasgow

"I've just had a reasonably large poo and there is no toilet roll left on the @virgintrains 19.30 train from Euston to Glasgow pls send help."