Yellow Jacket

the wasps that fly around garbage, follow you around and buzz in your face for at least 5 minutes, fly into your car window and make you almost shit yorself, and sting you just for fun because theyre assholes. these fuckers are nasty, and look orange at a distance and hover in circles around wherever they are, and if you get near them, they will fuck with you until you can wave them off without getting stung. they also like flying into peoples houses. fortunately, they are easier to kill than flies, but are still annoying as hell, and can even be scary, especially when youre driving a car, and they fly into your window and start flying around in front of your face or land on your junk, recipies for disaster.

there was a giant wreck tying up traffic on the highway. some dude had his window open. a yellow jacket flew in, and stung the guy in the face, then he slammed into another car, and ther traffic behind them piled up and nailed them.

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maggot

1. an asshole
2. a stoner who wears tight pants, listens to death metal, doesnt shower or get haircuts, usually wears the same clothes everyday, and tries to cause fights with people with more money and try to act tough.

3. same as the above, but as a wigger.

1. A high school football team captain who treats people like shit and ego trips everyone.
2. if someone would drive an expensive sports car near a skate park, train station, or another maggot hotspot, and it would be left there, it would most likely get trashed, and they will blast the owner and call him a spoiled brat, when the truth is that they worked hard for it as opposed to smoking pot with a bunch of fudgepackers instead of going to school.