manhattan bagel

Originating in NYC this fetish is when gay males use cream cheese as anal lubricant.

Mikey- “I heard Samy and Jeremy are really into Manhattan bagels. They claim they taste so good.”

Johnson Extractor 3000

a tool that allows you to extract your Johnson from any orifice that it might have gotten stuck in.

Mike - “Dude, you cop your Johnson Extractor 3000?”
John - “Bro what is that!?”
Mike - “ You missed Prime Day, didn’t you?”