eMeltdown

When one writes a splurge of personal information about one's problems, deepest feelings, and so on, over electronic media, frequently to a large group of people. Often, these revelations could not be made face-to-face and/or without the assistance of a mood altering substance, such as alcohol. eMeltdowns generally result in a feeling of shame or embarrassment the following day. Recipients of eMeltdowns often feel awkward upon seeing the eMelter afterward.

A usually reserved employee might send the following eMeltdown to his or her colleagues: "I just want to let you know that if you see me crying it's because I'm going through a divorce because my wife and I haven't had sex in seven years, and is anyone interested in housing my beanie baby collection? I have over 1500 and I don't want lose them in the settlement."

eMelter

One who suffers an eMeltdown.

She's such an eMelter--every time she has 3 drinks, we all get a mass text about how long it's been since she had sex and her slightly inappropriate love of cats.

Michigan flu

When you drink so much you throw up, you have the Michigan flu.

Last night I partied so hard, I totally caught the Michigan flu.

You're one drink away from the Michigan flu.

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