Fentai

A variety of hentai which is influenced by or is intended to have similar effects to the narcotic fentanyl.

“Of all porn Chuck’s been gooning to, the fentai’s been the most brutal. Motherfucker’s been at it for 3 days straight!”

Columbus Creamer

The act of shitting atop a second-party’s head in a manner similar to a soft-serve ice cream dispenser.

This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”

Stacy, in an attempt to comfort Benny after going bald, gave him a quick Columbus creamer to cover his chrome-dome in the bedroom.

That Guy

That Guy is an individual who ruins the vibe group settings, typically concerning fandom or team-based games. He will typically begin his antics with no self-awareness, though what sets him apart from people who have typical social-awkwardness is his doubling-down upon being called out for his shit behavior.

That Guy may partake in any of the following: make inappropriate comments/jokes at inopportune times/places, get into arguments with others constantly over a wide range of issues, flirt with others while ignoring all rejections, and/or partake in a variety of elitist actions which push into the realm of elitism.

Kenny really had to be "that guy" and ruin DnD last night by bullying Dan for being new to the group.