theta phi alpha

A national sorority that boasts the absolute best sisters you will be able to find anywhere. Thetas are never fake, superficial, or mean people. They can (and have) drink ANY fraternity under the table, and put other sororities to shame when it comes to partying. Thetas are constantly asked to mix with frats because they are known as the most fun.

Dude 1: Oh man, I'm so hung over today
Dude 2: Why's that? Where'd you go last night?
Dude 1: I was drinking with the thetas

Rush1: Oh man I really hope Theta Phi Alpha gives me a bid
Rush2: Well you're kinda trashy so they prob won't like you

328👍 131👎