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obviously, the line bisecting the swollen end of your fuckstick and the shaft...
Homegirl's wound up tighter than dick's hatband.
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"Ya know that bitch you brought over? She played a few notes on my priccolo last night while you were passed out in front of the TV, you fuckstick!"
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Straight up on thafarilla, he's the man with mojo-to-go; it's hard to bring him down. Chock-fulla positive vibes, can ya diggit.
Yeah, the chicks really dig that MojoMan; he knows how to elevate them.
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Outrageously, superlatively kick-ass. So bad-ass you can't fuck widdit.
MojoMan, coughing uncontrollably, tears in his eyes: "Dammit, man! That shit is offdahook! Where'd you get it?"
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Adjective, noun: The polar opposite of offdahook. A person or thing of low quality. A very unprofessional individual.
MojoMan, after sniffing some bunk weed: "Man, what the fuck is this jackleg shit?"
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