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The occurrence of two naked men slapping each other cocks together as a form of sexual pleasure.
Janet: Why didn't Mike and Dave come to thew party?
Marlon: They were too busy sword fighting when i called them and said that they had rather cum later.
223π 98π
A shit that comes out of a big 'ole asshole.
Man, I went to the bathroom today and took a donk shit and my asshole was stretched for days!
14π 6π
Having remnants, usually crust and grease, on your lips after digging into a bowl of fried chicken.
Colonel: If I were you, I certainly wouldn't go into the interview looking like that?
Patricia: Why, is there something wrong with my dress?
Colonel: Naw bitch, you just forgot to wipe your fried chicken lips after lunch!
32π 18π
Someone who be carryin' dat ass everywhere dey go and have dem guys be whistlin' and tryin' to get some of dat big ole booty meat.
Sheniqua didn't consider herself an ass trucker until Quantavious got a hard on math class and asked if he could stick his coefficient in her parenthesis.
12π 5π
Someone who takes a strong liking to inserting randoms objects up peoples assholes to probe areas of the intestine and colon not yet studied by doctors and air port security guards.
When I asked Kristen what she was going to get her degree in at Auburn, she told me butt probing. When I asked her why she said it was because she liked taking household objects and ramming them into people's assholes.
14π 6π
Shitting a massive pile of feces within your pants to the point that they sag on the ground like a cash money millionaire.
Did you see that guy over at the liquor store? I though he had robbed the place and put all that Colt 45 in his pants, but after he walked past me I immediately could tell he had a shit sag.
11π 4π
Having sex inside of a dressing room at a major retail store while being as quiet as possible.
After trying on clothes in front of one another, Bella and Dixie were so horny that they engaged in dressing room sex before the store closed.
26π 19π