FPMITAP

Acronym for Federal Pound-me-in-the-ass Prison, a maximum security prison where you are likely to be on the wrong end of homosexual abuse.

"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison" -- Office Space

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Blue Pill

Taking the easy way out, choosing to ignore the harsh reality and live in blissful ignorance.

"You take the blue pill -- the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe." Morpheus, The Matrix

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willie

Canadian five dollar bill, depicting Sir Wilfrid Laurier. Could also be spelled 'willy' but that means somthing else entirely.

That'll cost you about a willie.

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anklebyter

Old BBSing term, A new, immature user that knows not about Netiquette. He is somewhat annoying, akin to a small dog nibbling at your ankles for attention (ankle biter) or Australian slang for toddler.

See also newbie, n00b, lamer.

That anklebyter messaged me 25 times to get access to the files section.

federal pound me in the ass prison

A quote from the movie Office Space.
See also white color resort prison.

"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison" -- Office Space

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baleeted

Coined by Homestar Runner as he was answering Strong Bad's emails in Ep#50 when he was on the phone.

"Dear Strong Bad, how do you type with boxing gloves on?" -- Scott from Surrey BC Canada

"Oh, even I know what to do with that one." -- Homestar

a> BALEETED!
Bad command or file name.
a> DELTAEDED!
Bad command or file name.

and so on...

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Captain Speed Limit

Derogatory term to describe a slower driver who does not respect the passing lanes conventions.

Thank you Captain Speed Limit, for making sure everyone respects the speed limit.

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