After dumping a load on yo bitches foread,use the flat underside of your penis and popping yo bitch on the forehead.Causing yor mancream to splatter.
I damn near blinded the bitch using the fungo bat
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Inability to see your ass doing a thing.
Steak Fries called in sick to work today he was suffering like a motherfuckin ebola infested feces throwing monkey suffering from Anal Glaucoma and could not see his ass going to work
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That guy is such a stupid mothafucka he muss beez suffrin from cerebral rectumitis
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After taking the bitch to the movies I took her home to ensalada tirada
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