double-O-sexual

In keeping with the worldliness of an MI:6 00-series agent. James Bond, specifically, is a model of the type: always wearing the finest suits, pressed to perfection, color-coordinating like a fashion god, knows drinks like a bartender, master of language and culture, always had something witty to say, fought like a Golden Glove, and STILL always got the girl.

"Is that guy metro?"
"Nah, he's double-O-sexual."

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