Yesterday's Garbage

A smell or fart that smells like garbage that has been sitting in a metal trash can outside overnight and heated up the next morning by approximately 85°F by a row home.

Consisting of mold, debris, rotten chicken, fish, cheese and the heat allowing scent to travel.

*farts*
Dude! You smell like yesterday's garbage!!

2019

The age where girls gave up on looking nice, music became garbage, people got offended, and when 12 year old girls look like 18 year olds.

Joe: That girl has a sweet ass!

Josh: Bro, she's only 12.

Joe: Damn yo!

Josh: It's 2019, what do you expect?

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Sex

The funnest thing on earth

Hey babe, wanna have sex?

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sex

Something I just had, and it felt so good.

I just had sex, and it felt so good

Chewbacca

Your ex girlfriend

Hey did you see chewbacca?

White Boyardee

A white chef.

White Boyardee can cook!

Sasquatch

Your ex girlfriend

Your girl looks like a sasquatch

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