brutalitarianism

Brutalitarianism is a word used to describe an event in which someone gets hurt, owned, pwned, dooped or brutalized to the point where it could be a religion.

I just had to listen to my girlfriend tell me how her day was. It was brutalitarianism to the fullest extent of the law without being punishable.

San Fransisco Giant

A giant dildo, roughly the size of a baseball bat.

Customer: "Do you have anything that will destroy me?"

Clerk: "Here - try the San Fransisco Giant."

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cyborg monday

the first monday after thanksgiving when cyborgs get all their christmas shopping done.

cyborg 1: have you started your christmas shopping yet?
cyborg 5: no, i usually wait until cyborg monday.

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