Lindsay LoMan

Super-rich non-celebrity guy that dates famous socialites (such as Lindsay Lohan). You've seen him in the tabloids...one week he's engaged to Paris Hilton, next week he's gotten an Olsen twin pregnant, week after that he's courting some other rich-for-no-reason waif.

Examples include Stavros Niarchos, Brandon Davis, Rick Salomon, Paris Lastis, Adam Goldstein and every other restaurant/oil/greek shipping heir on the planet that regularly dates Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Kim Kardashian, and/or the Olsen twins.

"Did you see Nicole Ritchie's new Lindsay LoMan on the cover of US magazine? Wasn't he with Paris Hilton in last month's issue? I smell a catfight!"

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rich-for-no-reason

An adjective to describe a person that is inexplicably wealthy and spends the bulk of their time shopping, posing for the paparazzi and gettign arrested for DUIs. Also known as an heir/ess...a multi-millionaire that did nothing of substance to earn their money and thusly has no idea how to spend it productively.

"Paris Hilton just bought her 17th Mercedes? Has that rich-for-no-reason bitch ever thought of, I dunno, donating some of that wasted money to charity?!"

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dusty chicken

a wack or corny individual. "Chickens" sometimes replaces "bitches" in the radio version of rap songs (see dmx's entire catalogue) and "dusty" refers to the person's being lame.

"Damn, them dusty chickens be watching the Disney channel even AFTER their kids go to bed."

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