Internet

Something you can blame whenever for whatever reason out of pure frustaration; scapegoat.

Mom: "Why the hell did you break the car? Whats wrong with you, huh huh huh?"

You: "MOM, STOP PESTERING ME! BLAME THE FUCKING INTERNET!"

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Turnicoaf

Some annoying bastard that you want to punch in the face; an idiot

Friend: Hey, hey, heeeeeeeeey, listen to me!

You: Stop being such a turnicoaf! I'm on the freakin' phone!

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