Stephen

a variant of the word "steven" which makes it even more complicated then it has to be since you aren't sure if you pronounce it Step-hen or Stefen since English is a complex language.

Person 1: Nice you meet you... step-hen?
Stephen: It's pronounced Steven.

doing a mordecai

when you're too scared to talk to a girl or fumble the bag

Example:

One: that girl was fine asf
Two: Ask for her snap
One: Nah I'll do it later
Two: bros really doing a mordecai