floordrobe

A storage system for clothing created entirely by placing one's clothes on the floor.
a much lazier version of the wardrobe. Even lazier than the chairdrobe, plus you save a place to sit.

1: do you have a clean shirt I could borrow?
2: I don't know. Let me check my floordrobe

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beeracle

Any amazing thing that can only happen when the doer is drunk.

1: hey, did you stay at the party long enough to see kevin take that running start toward the staircase at the end of our hallway?
2: no, but I heard him saying that he wanted to roll all the way down earlier. Did he make it?
1: yeah it was a total beeracle

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