dumb

Lacking the ability to speak

I wish you were dumb, then i wouldn't have to listen to you talking pish all day.

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religion

A system of organised belief, based on unproven and unprovable events and theories. Those who practise religion would claim that not being able to prove them is the point. Anyone with a brain would say that that was a load of bullshit.

See also retarded fucking dumbass wankers.

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pish

Variation of piss, most usually used in the north (particularly Scotland).

stop talking pish
ach, pish!
what a bundle of pish.

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twattock

A modification of twat, (literaly, little twat) used as an insult, and is useful when an extra sylable is needed in an amusing poem or suchlike.

My heavens, isn't Mary and Jimmy's boy a twattock?

Yes, but what did you expect from those two?

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