Dutch Slap

A slap that is completely unexpected and uncalled for. The slapper does not need to be provoked in any way, he merely needs to feel the urge to slap someone and then succumb to it. Dutch slaps often occur when the slapper is in mid-conversation with a total dweeb.

Jon: The atmosphere on saturn is made up of three...

Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon hard in the face*

Jon: What the hell was that fo...

Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon even harder*

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