righteous

Containing the best possible attributable qualities.

Oh, man, that lasagna was righteous!

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facehead

Term showing a complete disregard for another's being while attempting to indicate such person.

I'm talking about facehead over there!

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walmart

n. A large, prosperous corporation whose business is "lower prices" on basically everything imaginable to mankind short of weapons of mass destruction and sex toys, always good to invest in for quick cash-in.

"Hey, Francine, it's three in the morning and i can't think for this f***ing paper any more, let's go to Walmart and buy us a Twix, a coke and some cliffnotes."

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livejournal

1. n. An open-source journal site that has spawned a plethora of immitations, all inferior in every meaningful way.

1. And then my sister said, "what's the point of a website? My bloody livejournal can do it."

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Beast

<i>adj.</i> Considered wild and entertaining, and far from civilized.

After the weedhead opener, the concert was just beast!

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junx

Usually preceded by "the." A term to musingly indicate nothing at all pertaining to a thing or place while speaking of it.

That library was the junx! So, what's for dinner?

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bitch

1. n. Female dog
2. n. (vulgar) Woman who for one reason or another deserves a good bitch-slap
3. v. To talk or act as such a woman
4. n. (coarse) Woman who sleeps around

"I need to find Dosser a good bitch (1) to breed with, but Francine seems to hate all dogs. Francine is being such a bitch (2) lately. Like, she kept bitching (3) all night about how i show more respect to Dosser than to her. She didn't show any respect for me back in January when she up and screw Charlie, know what i mean? Bitch (4)."

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