googlecake

A result returned by a Web search engine that appears to promise an answer to your query but in fact fails to do so. A common example of googlecake is a forum post where someone has asked the exact question you are seeking to resolve but no-one has posted any answers.

I'm finding lots of googlecake in these results.

shag shower

A shower taken in expectation of having sex. The cleaning performed is more targeted on your junk than a regular shower.

I stopped off for a shag shower on my way to her place.