Wilkes-Barre

Ethnic city-ette in Luzerne County, PA. Better than Scranton. Only prob is, nobody seems to know how to pronounce the name of this damn place.
Wilkes-Bar? Wilkes-Baar? Wilks-Barry?
Who knows?

We're passing Wilkes-Barre on your right.

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deathburgers

Any hamburger or cheeseburger coming from White Castle. You have some, and just have enough time to get home before the runs start.

Let's go and get a bag of deathburgers from White Castle.

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shmeckelkecker

condom. Yiddish:penis cover

I see you came with a shmeckelkecker.

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Indianapolis

A big nothing stuck in the middle of nowhere.

Indianoplace. Nuff said.

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turdball

A smelly, sleazy, nasty, contemptible person.

Maudiebelle is a real, live turdball.

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Buffalo

Forget it if you're not Polish

Buffalo is so polski.

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shlock

Yiddish: cheap, tacky junk

Did you get a load of Maudie dripping in all that gold jewelry? The stuff is pure shlock.

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