gig

short for giggle
only the cool kids say it

you are cool
you should start saying this
please spread it

me: dude that shit was so funny it made me gig to the max
andy: what the fuck did you just say
me: i said gig dude. it's the new cool hip lingo! get with the times

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what's the forecast

a cool way to say "what's up?"

if you say this, people will KNOW that you're sick as fuck
it just really boosts your coolness so why not say it

appropriate responses include

"nothing much dude what about you"
"i'm cool, just chillin"

me: yo what's the forecast
andy: it's kinda cold today bruv
me: noo dude what's the forecast !! it's like what's up but way cooler
andy: oh fuck you're so right.. damn i'm gonna start saying that

april 16th

national eyeball day
april 16th is national eyeball day because eyeballs are exceptional and deserve some love and appreciation!
they are cool and they help us see
they also look cool
don't forget to celebrate this annual holiday by typing "eye" instead of "i" all day!

me: yo it's april 16th!
andy: lmao yeah bruv it's just another day
me: no! it's national eyeball day dude!

andy: oh hell yeah! i love eyeballs

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