You would

A phrase used by fucking morons in response to nearly everything. It usually makes no sense in the way it is used, but since the speaker is a fucking idiot, they don't know or care.

A: No, I can't go, I have to work today.

B: You would.

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Birdminton

A game played in an inclosed area where blunt objects such as badminton rackets, tennis rackets, etc. are used to kill birds. The game is usually played in a garage or a large barn with many birds and several players. The use of flashlights and dogs is also permitted in most states with the exception of California, Rhode Island and Michigan.

"Those fucking sparrows shit all over my car again. I think it's time we play a little Birdminton."

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Foghat

To take it easy, go at a relaxed pace.

Foghat was made famous by the song "Slow Ride", so to "Foghat" something is to take it slowly.

"Man, Gary says we have to have this whole god damn thing done by the end of the day."

"Oh fuck him. We're gonna Foghat the shit out of this."

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Git 'er done

A term used by rednecks for nearly everything. It doesn't even have to be used in it's original sense which means to get something done or "Get her done", as rednecks are usually too ignorant to care.

Use of the word signifies that you are a complete fucking idiot that probably has little knowledge of the English language. It may also suggest that you are inbred or enjoy fucking members of your family.

A - Let's get drunk, hop in the ol' 4x4 and head on down to that there rodeo, Jim Bob.

B - Oh hell yeah uncle daddy, let's git 'er done!

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