Bearduary

n. (beerd-yoo-er-ee)

abbr. Bea.

The first two months of the calendar year (January – February) in which a man grows a beard, often started over Christmas vacation. Men are encouraged to shave all but their mustache on March 1st in observance of Marchstache.

Man 1: Dude, that’s an awesome beard.
Man 2: Thanks, I’m growing it for Bearduary.

scrotee

When a man shaves all of his pubes, but leaves his balls hairy.

I was afraid of nicking my sack when I shaved off my pubes, so I decided to go with the scrotee look.

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