The sun god that lives inside me. Marduk: Son of Ea. Slayer of Tiamat. Marduk totally rules.
He totally does.
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Originally called The Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete
Pom-pom shared his Strongest Man in the World trophy with Homestarrunner
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to masterbate while wearing a rubber, sometimes called a fancy wank
i'll treat myself to a posh wank then kill myself
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During anal intercourse you punch your partner in the kidney, forcing them to pucker their anus. You then pull out while the anus is puckered and tight, cleaning the shit of your dick.
Hans sucka puched Sven just before he pulled out.
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The act of urinating in your partner's rectum during anal intercourse.
"Hey Ernest, how about you let Brian give you a squishy joe??
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