Pennsylvania Wetsuit

1. A term used by lifeguards and locals of Ocean City, MD referring to a specific type of attire worn by some individuals, usually from Pennsylvania, for swimming or wading in water. Despite its unconventional nature for aquatic activities, this outfit is worn unironically.
Composition:
• Flannel button-down shirt
• Jeans
• Tube socks
2. The term often arises in rescue scenarios, where lifeguards note the impracticality and potential danger of such attire in water.

*In Semaphore* Keep an eye on that fucker in the Pennsylvania Wetsuit, they clearly don’t know how to swim.