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drifting

How to aim one's car at a wall and miss it completely; drifting is the opposite of grip driving, which involves taking a corner without sliding. This can be done without any regard to horsepower, weight, or any other factors. Essentially this means any car can drift, however, some cars are more apt to powerslide than drift. Drifting originated in Japan, thus most cars used to drift are Japanese. Most of the cars used to drift are also usually RWD cars with FR layouts, as they are easier to drift than AWD cars, FWD cars, or RWD cars with MR layouts. However, other drivetrains are used for drifting by different people, as driving styles vary from person to person. Some common cars used to drift are the Nissan Silvia, the Nissan 350Z, the Mazda RX-7, and the Toyota Supra.

Drifting is not for the faint of heart, the poor, or those who are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant. If you have trouble experiencing any epic, you may not wish to try to drifting, as it will have a sudden spike in epic if done correctly.

by stiffshifter September 14, 2009

374πŸ‘ 97πŸ‘Ž


bi-winning

A word invented by Charlie Sheen during an interview on Good Morning America when asked if he was bipolar; meaning to win at both ends of the spectrum.

"I'm bi-winning; I win here and I win there." -Charlie Sheen

by stiffshifter March 13, 2011

4πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


fat lion

A term used online to describe someone who trolls, but hates being trolled. The origin of this term comes from Burnout: Paradise, where a GT Nighthawk is referred to by this nickname. This is not just because of the car, but also an insult to the person driving it, since like fat lions, they are fierce up close, but cannot run for very long, and usually cannot catch their prey.

The fat lion was going real fast to takedown an SI-7, but at the last second, his VTEC kicked in and he accidentally a wall.

by stiffshifter March 9, 2010

151πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


Grenade of Grenade

The real name for the Call of Duty series. The only people who don't acknowledge this as the series' actual name are the hardcore fans, who protect their sacred game above all else, and are ignorant to reason.

Person 1: "I love Call of Duty!"
Person 2: "Don't you mean Grenade of Grenade? I hate that game."
Person 1: (insert rage-filled rant here)

by stiffshifter July 24, 2010

127πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


call of duty

Also called Grenade of Grenade. A shitty, broken piece of coding bought by people who haven't played any better games in their lives. Playing this is somewhat comparable to playing Desert Bus, it's unentertaining and boring, however, it lacks the realism Desert Bus has, making the latter a better game by default.

Person 1: Call of Duty is so good!!!!!1

At this point, Person 2, or any passing bystander should shoot Person 1 because it's evident they are retarded.

by stiffshifter July 24, 2010

1684πŸ‘ 799πŸ‘Ž


powerdrunk

A term used for a car with so much horsepower and torque that its driveability and overall handling is impacted in a negative manner. Usually these cars are supercars or tuners; however, all muscle cars handle like barges to begin with, therefore this definition does not apply to them. Powerdrunk cars include the McLaren F1 and the GT1 Elise. Powerdrunk cars do not include Failborghinis, any Camaro or fat lion related car, or your Honda Shitic.

Powerdrunk cars have more horsepower than YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR, unlike your VTEC.

by stiffshifter October 28, 2010

70πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


drifting sack of shit

A Honda Civic.

No one likes your drifting sack of shit.

by stiffshifter October 7, 2009

261πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž