subway cumshot

a footlong subway sandwich with only mayonnaise on it.

Friend 1: “Hey man you got something on your face.”

Friend 2: “Sorry I was at subway. I ordered the subway cumshot”

Cursed Mozzarella Stick

When you take a shit in a deep fryer and serve it to your friends with Marinara sauce.

Friend 1: Now it's time for the appetizer, Cursed Mozzarella Sticks!
Friend 2: What in the hell could that be?
Friend 1: Oh you'll find out soon enough. I just need to use the bathroom first.

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