Rudie

A short ugly little rat lookin thing, can’t get any women, racist, homophobic and misogynistic. Tries to be logical but ends up getting angry and strangling people because he has a fragile ego and a small uncircumcised penis. Probably has mommy issues and tries to modify cars to make himself feel more masculine with his tiny weewee.

Girl “Rudie is in jail again? Hope he stays there!”
Girl 2 “ yeah he probably choked his mom or girlfriend again!”