captain egain

A superhero for a new safer millenium.

Captain egain will sort your emails with superspeed and wipe out his evil arch enemy SPAM.

Superpowers include being able to smoke 10 joints at once and rolling a phat one before you can say "roll me a phat one"

Is it a bird?

Is it a plane...

No shit! It's Captain Egain!!!

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geeber

see goober

tom

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snaking my chub

When some dude moves in on your chic.


When some dude moves in on your dance at the strip club after you paid.

I snaked this dude's chub last night at the bar and we had the hammer going all night.

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p diddy

A person who speaks nonsense and believes him/herself like Duke. AKA Pipe Dream

P Diddy said he was going to meet me with the $500 he owes me.

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gripper

An old person.
They tend to grip on to things like zimmer frames, or boy scouts. Can be used as an insult towards people who are actually youngish but tend to do old things like eating worthers originals.

Ha! Look at those gripper shoes!

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heisman

A women's rejection to sexual advances by a man or another woman

dude, I was hanging out with this chic, we got the hammer going, then she gave me the heisman when i tried to grab her.........

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esmi

esmi was a result of a drunken conversation on IGN.

Like many other nerd/1337 words, it came from a spelling error.

"esmi" is a mispelled "semi".

Often used instead of "owned", "pwned", "own3d", etc. which often is a variation of dominated, defeated, crushed, or proven wrong.

1) leik LOLOLOL, that bitch got esmi'd
2) WTF, my computer wont start up!
ESMI'd

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