Tuck and Roll

when you get pissed off with your passengers in your car so you tell them to jump out the car

driver:"cuz fuck off, stop fucking around, or you can tuck and roll"
passenger: "alright man relax, ill stop being a dickhead"

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Oporto's

The best chicken burgers you will taste in your lifetime. Hands down one of the greatest fast-food place in Australia

person 1: "you wanna go for oporto's?"
person 2: "i'm in the middle of sex with my girlfriend"
person 1: it is better than sex"
person 2:"ill be there in 5"

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