bagholder

Noun. An investor, usually in the stock market, who's hanging on to his stock, which has plummeted appreciably.

Mo: "Kevin, did you dump that piece of shit stock yet?"
Kevin: "No, I forgot all about it. I closed my eyes for a second and when i woke up from my nap it was down 2 points."
Mo: "Oh man, you're a fukkin bagholder now. That shit's worthless. Why'd you listen to the pumptards?"
Kevin: "I know, I know. Ugh, I'm losin it...."

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diarrhetic wave

noun. The feeling of liquid rolling around one's stomach prior to one actually having diarrhea. There is usually more than one diarrhetic wave associated with each bout of diarrhea.

Steve (at the bar with Billy): "Billy, where are you running off to?"

Billy: "The men's room. I feel a diarrhetic wave coming on."

Steve: "Oh shit, sorry to hear that. You think there'll be more than one wave?"

Billy: "I don't know, but let's put it this way - there won't be any squeeze factor involved."

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teenie

noun. 1/16 of a point, when referred to the price of a stock. Before decimals were used in the stock market, stocks traded in sixteenths and eighths. 1/16 was referred to as a teenie.

Steve: "Yo brozay, how's MCZ doing?"
Phil: "Not badly. It's up a teenie."

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gayer than a box of birds

adjective. Gay; flitty, to an obvious degree

Steve: "Are you serious, dude? Chris is a fag? I had no idea?"
Jo: "Are you kidding? He's gayer than a box of birds."

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ATH

noun. Acronym for All Time High. References one's account, usually a brokerage account, in which one's equity has reached its highest level.

Phil: "Mo, I think my account reached an ATH today."
Mo: "What'd you expect, brozay? Stick me me and you'll be trading on the beaches of the Carribean, being fed grapes by the most voluptuous women around."

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afrotic

Adj. Having an afro; pertaining to the curly, kinky style of one's hair

Evan: "Does Troy still have his afro?"
Alex: "I think so.... when i saw him he looked fairly afrotic."

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afrotic

Adj. Having an afro; pertaining to the curly, kinky style of one's hair

Evan: "Does Troy still have his afro?"
Alex: "I think so.... when i saw him he looked fairly afrotic."

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