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Plµmber

A microfluidics plumber. A practical expert in fluid dynamics.

When the channels in the PDMS chip clogged, she rolled up her sleeves and got to the plµmber's work of getting fluids flowing again.

by stomps March 25, 2021


Bitcoin Digger

A gold digger who focuses on attracting tech entrepreneurs. A bitcoin digger can't use the typical clues for wealth and status (rolexes, etc.), but looks for guys who wear the same hoodie and jeans every day, name-drop venture capital firms, and prominently list themselves as "founder" or "co-founder" on LinkedIn.

"Christie's new boyfriend is head over heals for her, but he seems a little socially awkward. Nice, but awkward."
"I know. The only reason she is dating him is because he has a tech job in Silicon Valley. She's a shameless bitcoin digger."

by stomps July 8, 2018

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