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happyballoon

a happyballoon is a balloon filled with noz and u inhale so that it gets u fucked up

1)u goin 2 dat flyer
2)is they gonna have happyballoons
1)u kno dey is

by stomps June 26, 2007

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Antecosmogenic

(adjective)
1) of or belonging to the period before the beginning of the universe.

Mom turned out the lights and closed the door behind her. I sat under the sheets in the antecosmogenic dark until my eyes adjusted.

God looked into the antecosmogenic void and spoke.

by stomps April 21, 2021


Pita chip

A "woke" cracker. A white person flavored by performative anti-racism.

This white dude added '#BLM' to his Tinder profile like it means something about him. What a pita chip.

by stomps May 27, 2021


Trumpgression

The ills committed on the world stage by the USA under 45.

A portmanteau of 'Trump' and 'transgression' (optionally with 'aggression').

Rather than commit a Trumpgression, the Prime Minister sought a diplomatic solution.

by stomps December 14, 2018


eupolity

A proactive concern for the well-being of one's country and its citizens.

After seeing the violent clash spurred by the political riot, she was filled with a strong sense of eupolity.

by stomps August 13, 2017


curmounger

Like a curmudgeon, but young in age; a portmanteau of "curmudgeon" and "younger".

The two cur- groups are distinguished out of the human population by the stance that nothing is good enough, but they are distinguished from each other by nuances in this position. While the curmudgeon will assert that nothing is as good as it was, the curmounger will assert that nothing is as good as it should be.

In the curmounger, the habits and characteristics of a curmudgeon will be translated into more age- and generation-appropriate versions. E.g instead of saying "back in my day...", a curmounger will say "if you knew what you were doing..."; instead of sitting at home in front of the TV for long periods of time, a curmounger will spend time on their phone at the cafe of an 'grammable location.

There is a possibility for a brief period of contentment in a curmounger's life as they transition from curmounger to curmudgeon, but generally these individuals grow nostalgic for the past without ever actually enjoying themselves in the present.

"My sister's kid is a total curmounger. There isn't one right in the theme park that he won't roll his eyes at."

"Thanksgiving is a battle of the generations as the curmudgeons quote Fox News headlines and the curmoungers fire back with MSNBC sound bites."

by stomps December 16, 2019


Lap cheong queen

A rice queen (non-Asian gay men attracted to Asian men) who is attracted to more top-oriented Asian men, counter to steretypes about Asian-White gay couples.

"Wait , dude, you are dating a white guy who's had a ton of Asian boyfriends in the past? He's gotta be some rice queen who just wants to subjugate you so he can feel powerful."
"No man. It's not like that. He's a total lap cheong queen. He lives for my cock, and I top his ass every night."

by stomps July 5, 2018