private school

A school in which the parents pay lots of money so their "little darling" can have the very very best.

This environment manufactures many things, such as, snobbery towards people who are not as economically prosperous enough to go to private school, or feel that they can get an OK education at a state school. Empiricism, shelter, pansyness, and most importantly, a severe lack of life experience, and a belief that the world really is this pretty coddling environment in which people will pick them up, dust them off, and whisper words of encouragement and love in their ears until they feel big enough to carry on.

The delusion is so complete, that most private school girls and boys have no idea that they are deluded, and are conditioned to think that the extremely easy lifestyle they lead is really tough. They say things like, "I'm not rich! We're poor from paying for tution." Not realizing that "poor" is where you cannot eat. And "poor" in the developed countries in which they live, is being in commission housing on the dole. However, this is rarely problematic, as most of them are financially taken care of, and able to continue to lead this easy lifestyle in which they are accustomed outside of school. However, it is occasionally problematic when said child's parents realize their mistake in raising the child accustomed to unconditional goodness, and decide to let it flounder. In which case, it fails miserably.

I go to a private school. I cannot believe the arrogance of the wealthy.

I've seen and been through things these private school kids couldn't even imagine, and they have the nerve to act as if they know more about life than I do.

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mesaver

When someone has a picture of themselves on their desktop or screensaver. Meaning you have to look at them twice as much, and they look at themselves all day long. Normally, the slightest glance at their computer screen will prompt them to explain said picture and start showing you heaps of pictures of themselves.

Can you believe the narcissism at this school? Half of my humanities class has mesavers.

I don't have a mesaver, I know I'm gorgeous, I don't need the reassurance.

Egotistical much? What's up with the mesaver grace? I don't want to have to look at you twice as much.

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couches

(location) Couches, a field with couches in it hidden from the road/removed from generally visibility. The perfect spot to smoke a bowl. Can also be a forested area, or anywhere outdoors. Usually transitory cause fuckers steal the couches or move them somewhere else.

Dude, where we going to smoke this shit?

The middle school again?

Fuck it, they have security cameras now. Let's go to couches.

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beer google request

When you come home at the end of the night, and decide to drunkenly check your facebook. In the process accepting or rejecting friend requests with little consideration. Especially bad for when you accept or deny people you previously gave the inbox rot. Similar situation to when beer makes a member of the opposite sex look better, requestees on facebook look better.

Goddamn! I didn't get invited to Tegan's party cause she sent me a beer google request and I denied her request on facebook! Fuck!

Who the hell ARE all of these people? I must have accepted them in a beer goggle request!

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wiki up

To look something up on wikipedia. Usually used in the command form. Derived from a simplification of "look it up!" and "wikipedia" Also sounds much better than, "google it!"
Can be problematic when assuming wikipedia is the end all be all of knowledge.
Can also be used to refer to wiki how.

"You don't believe me that there's such a thing as flying fish??? Wiki up! They're totally in the arctic!"

"I don't know how to make a highball, wiki up!"

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Stoner slut

A girl who will flirt/date/hook up with you as to smoke your weed and not have to buy her own. Similar to the virgin who dates you so you'll take her to the movies every friday night.

I'm such a stoner slut... I dated colin half the summer just to smoke his weed. Then the weed ran out and we both got bored. He ended up hooking up with Aly at her party, and I went on to date michael. We were all happy.

I felt so bad about smoking his shit all the time, I invited him for a night of smirnoff & vodka. He was DD though, and I felt bad so I hooked up with him. The resulting hickey made mike so jealous he asked me out the next day. We were all happy.

Joey has the best shit. That's why Meghan is such a stoner slut and always fucks his ugly ass.

Kristen wanted Clinton's pretty blue bong so bad she blew him for it. That stoner slut is my bitch!

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Indie Kids

Nerds but hot.

Indie kids are the new generation of nerd. They're the "cool nerd" cos they embrace the awkwardness.

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