jellyfish kisses

n. (jel-ee-fish kiss-ez) - The sensation you get right after you shave, when your skin tingles enough to sting but not enough to hurt.

Jeff: "Hey, does it hurt you to shave sometime, Tom?
Tom: "Oh, yeah! I get jellyfish kisses all of the time when I shave! Just use some mild lotion, takes the sting out right away!"

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tranny bomb

n. (tran-ee bom) - When you break the news to your wife that you've cheated on her, unaware that it was with a transsexual.
~Name, not the definition, Courtesy of The Jerry Springer Show

Pete: "You hear about Jim?"
Carl: "No, what happened?"
Pete: "Barb's leaving Jim for cheating on her last night!

Jim dropped the tranny bomb on Barb!"

pussy drought

When either sex ain't getting play! The duration between the last time you got "pie" all over your face or when you played "Hide The Sausage" until the next time.

Dan: "What's wrong, Stan?"
Stan: "I'm going through what I think might be withdraw."
Dan: "What do you mean?"
Stan: " This has been the longest pussy drought I've gone through since my college days!"