(ﾉ｀□´)ﾉ⌒┻━┻

When you throw a table

Got all Fs on my science project so i (ﾉ｀□´)ﾉ⌒┻━┻

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

How in the fucking world did you get this

You banged your keyboard and managed to get Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Something to do with booty or some shit

Gimme that booth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Shit

Another word for poop and... BROWNIES?

I have shit up my ass

Rindfleischetikettierungsueberwachungsaufgabenuebertragungsgesetz

law delegating beef label monitoring

I have no idea how to make an example or even pronounce this word but Rindfleischetikettierungsueberwachungsaufgabenuebertragungsgesetz

Cheesesticks

1.Cheesesticks are the best fucking food in the world.
2.Its a code-word used by gangsters that means "beer" or "alcohole".
3. Unwashed penis.

Hey John, wanna buy some cheesesticks?