pubic hair sweater

Like the name implies, a sweater made of pubic hair. The ones with crabs are itchy. Black is the most popular color, but gray, black/gray mix, blonde, and red are also available.

Thanks for the red pubic hair sweater! Red is the warmest kind too!

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fartigan sweater

A fart that creeps upward and becomes trapped in your shirt, warming you at the same time. Later, when you take the shirt off, you get a whiff of the remnants of the fart, like you farted again.

On a chilly winter day, a fartigan sweater is kinda nice, until you take off your shirt later on.

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