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the one thing you DONT want your parents looking through
(dad) son, we are gonna check your internet history
(son) (shit)
(Everyones been shitting on Mario in favor of Luigi, so I'm gonna balance it out a little.)
Mario is the main protaganist of the Super Mario series, and for good reason to. He has made multiversal trips to save the Princess, has killedgiant turtles, and threatened getting his ass melted in lava and flamed by fire to save the Princess. Albeit the actoins of a simp, he is dedicated. while he may not boast the stature or jump height that Luigi has, he is ten times more brave, and could absolutley rip ass compared to Luigi.
whys everyone shitting on Mario all the time?
I don't know, but evertone prefers Luigi for some reason.
the thing you find looking through your dads computer history and work files.
(kid) dad i found some pictures on the computer.
(dad) what pictures?
(kid) these.
(dad) (shit those are my porn files)