<3

> means "less than", and 3 means three, therefore <3 means less than three

2<3 would mean that two is less than three, which it is

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rotflmaopmp

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off peeing my pants

guy 1: your mom's so fat when she goes to the beach, shes the only one that gets a tan
guy 2: rotflmaopmp

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lal

lol with a Spanish accent, laugh aaaout loud, or even laugh aaaout laaoud.

guy 1: wassup?
guy 2: the ceiling
guy 1: lal

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Reboot Wednesday

The day after Patch Tuesday (The second Wednesday of the month in months that don't start with Wednesday). The day you have to reboot your computer for the patch to be installed on your computer.

guy 1: Happy Reboot Wednesday!
guy 2: huh?
guy 1: nvm it's a computer nerd thing

broken tool

Someone who will do whatever you ask them to do (a tool), but they always end up doing the wrong thing.

Christine is such a broken tool. I asked her to get the metronome, but she got me a banana instead.

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munky

nickname for the drummer of the very awesome band, korn

Munky got his nickname becuase his limbs are long, so he resembles a monkey

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[wned

soon to replace pwned, wned will be an intentional mispelling of pwned (an intentional mispelling of owned); when enough people miss the "p" and hit the "".

A: prepare to be wned
B: im pretty sure you mean pwned
A: i said prepare to be wned

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