David

An attractive and charming male with a consuming porn addiction. He tends to smoke cigarettes in attempt to be "bad ass", and flirts with all the ladies (especially ladies by the name of Danielle) Despite his good looks and charming tendencies, David is actually a self-obsessed, professional liar who doesn't deserve anyone better than Lindsay Lohan.

I thought he was the man of my dreams, but then I realized, he's a David.

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