bonJORE

When non-native speakers (of French) try to say "Hi" and embarrass themselves in front of native speakers obliviously

Lady 1: "Oooh! France is so unique!" *sees lady walking by* "bonJORE!"

Lady 2:"Uh.. Bonjour!" *smiles nervously*

*inside the head of Lady 2: Oh mon Dieu, cette fille est une putain d'idiot inconscient et odieux!*

Joshua

To refer to a mentally disabled (usually a man, but this can go for anyone, so don't be afraid to call your sister a Joshua) person who is very expressive in their homosexuality, often making comments about a man's tushy and thrusting at unconsenting acquaintances nearby.

Eg:

Man 1: "Why is Owen acting like a damn Joshua today? It's embarrassing."

Man 2: "Hey don't be homophobic!

I'm beautiful in my way 'cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way
Don't hide yourself in regret, just love yourself, and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way (born this way)
Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way (born this way)
Ooh, there aint no other way, baby, I was born this way
Right track, baby, I was born this way
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be (don't be, don't be)
Give yourself prudence and love your friends
Subway kid, rejoice your truth
In the religion of the insecure, I must be myself, respect my youth
A different lover is not a sin, believe capital HIM (hey, hey, hey)
I love my life, I love this record, and
Mi amore vole fe, yah (same DNA)
I'm beautiful in my way 'cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way
Don't hide yourself in regret, just love yourself, and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way
Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way (born this way"
Man 1:"What the hell why did you sing the whole Lady Gaga song? Like jeez I get it already shut up."
Man 2:"Don't make me do it again, Ryan."