Sausage Casing

Another word used for a condom.

Gary: "hey man, Jess is coming over later, you got a sausage casing i can borrow?"

Matt: "go buy your own, you broke-ass mother fucker!"

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Rug Burn

The razor burn you get after shaving your crotch.

Joe: "yo, i was going down on Melissa last night, that girl has some major rug burn."

or...

Sarah: "Shit, I just shaved my pussy this morning, now I have some serious rug burn."

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