autocorrectypo

When you are entering a word, especially an uncommon one, into a device that does autocorrection, an autocorrectypo would be where it incorrectly 'corrects' your correct word to the word it thought you meant.

Fido: Woof

(Felix types 'Mew')
Felix: New

Fido: ?

Felix: *Mew
Felix: Damn autocorrectypo!

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pishwaddle

A synonym of rubbish or codswallop

Something that doesn't make sense and sounds like utter nonsense can be described as pishwaddle.

Person 1: This year's Big Brother is going to be awesome!
Person 2: Pishwaddle! It's Big Brother, the exact opposite of awesome.

transalysis

A combination of the words "trans" (as in -gender or -sexual) and "paralysis".

This is when a trans person attempts to do something associated with their acquired gender, but then getting scared and not doing it.

Examples include using the "correct" bathroom/toilets or dressing in a particular way in public.

Person: How come you just went in the mens'?
Transgirl: Just a bad case of transalysis.

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Health Lottery

Refers to the phenomenon whereby if you live in one postcode in the UK, the National Health Service will pay for some things, but if you live in a different postcode (sometimes even the next postcode over), the NHS will not pay for those same things.

A: Are you going to get your injury looked at by a doctor?
B: No, due to the Health Lottery that counts as cosmetic treatment for me and thus the NHS will not pay

fair doughnut

Originally a mobile phone typo of "fair enough".

Person 1: "I just get bored watching it"
Person 2: "Fair doughnut"

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daily mail

A horrid little window into an awesome universe of pure blockheaded spite. Spiralling galaxies of ignorance roll majestically against a backdrop of what looks like dark prejudice, dotted hither and thither with winking stars of snide innuendo.

Run out of toilet paper? Just use this copy of the Daily Mail.

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