ashtonsexual

A sexuality in which you love Ashton Irwin and Ashton Irwin only.

Luke Hemmings: “I love Ashton so much I’m definitely ashtonsexual”
Michael Clifford: “Huh?”

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your last 4 braincells

the educational podcast hosted by a band full of clowns (5sos)

"did you hear the last your last 4 braincells podcast?"
"yeah i did! they sang peppa pig, one direction, and hannah montana while timing each other go pee"
"aight then sounds fun ima go read that calum hood ukulele fanfic written by ashton irwin"

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ashton irwin

the ultimate boomer

"do you know ashton irwin?"
"oh yeah, he's that drummer who's a boomer!"

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