Dadillac

An expensive vehicle bought by parents for their son or daughter.

Alex: "Wow, how did Evan afford to buy that new BMW?"
Kyle: "He didn't, it's a Dadillac."

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burrito shelf

A narrow shelf-like area, usually located in the dashboard of older vehicles, that is perfectly suited to hold something the size and shape of a burrito and little else, such as the 1992 Chevrolet S-10 Tahoe.

Passenger: "Dude, where can I put these drumsticks?"
Driver: "Stick them in the burrito shelf."

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